GRAZIE

[sonoio [Partecipante] 87]

Grazie a questo fottuto forum, e grazie al topic di 50 pagine sul fare le cose semplici. 

Il mio gioco in chat natural non faceva proprio schifo, ma col mio modo di fare riuscivo a concludere soltanto con turiste bruttine che mi volevano scopare o con pari-estetiche italiane che cercavano conforto alla fine della loro ltr, dopo giorni e giorni di chat. 

Oggi invece ho cambiato stile. Ho cercato di seguire gli esempi del forum. Ecco il risultato, con HB 7,5 di 20 anni. 

(scusate il mio inglese elementare... ma l'importante è capirsi ahah)

 

 

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18:36

from the museum to tinder

 

18:37

Vermeer 🤔

18:39

yeah in your last photo you stole her headband

18:39

btw congratulations for your culture ahah

18:40

Oh shame on me

 

18:40

Ahaha thanks

18:40

no surprise, they say that the blondes are the stupid ones

18:40

so let's do this the old classic way

18:41

Hmm this is so cliche 🤔

 

18:41

But actually i am not blonde 😂

18:42

i know, this is why I swiped you right

18:43

just brilliant girls

18:43

so

18:43

If you were a song?

18:56

I can be the moodiest girl that you can ever know

 

18:57

So just for now, i would be you are mine from oscar and the wild

19:03

fortunately you are moody

19:04

so I can be back when you will pick a decent song

19:04

Ahahah decent ?

 

19:04

Isnt is decent sir ?

19:06

mmm... no guitars, no cool guys headbanging with leather jacket

19:06

Lp other people

 

19:07

I am sorry but i cant be a song without a guitar probably 🤔

19:07

so one thing in common

19:07

do you play?

19:08

No

 

19:08

But i have been dancing like 10 years

19:09

cool. what kind of dance

19:09

we can make a deal

19:09

1 guitar lesson for 1 dancing lesson

19:10

(you still have to give 10 euros to me, I'm a pro)

19:10

AHAHAHA

 

19:10

10 Euro ? Thats a good deal

19:10

ahah

19:10

so now comes the problems

 

19:11

Like ?

19:11

are you on holiday with ur parents?

 

19:11

No i live in here

19:11

fuck things are getting serious

 

19:12

Believe me it cant be serious at all 😂

19:13

this is what every man need to know

19:13

now you can give me your number

19:13

unserious things cannot be done on the tinder chat

 

19:14

Why every man should know it ?

19:15

it's an italian secret

19:16

I can tell it only in our super-protected whatsapp chat

Inviato

19:17

Ahahaha thats kinda suspicious chat 🤔😂

 

19:19

347xxxxxxx

 

 

N-Close e ci spostiamo subito su whatsapp. 

IO: So we were talking about some dirty secrets
But i don't really remember about what ahah
but I can tell you one of my secrets if you tell me one of yours

HB: You were saying that every men should know whether its serious or not
HB And i was wondering the reason at this point ahah

IO: ooo yeah
IO: because if an italian say: "i want serious things"
IO: it means that she will never look at your dick before you marry her and buy her an house
IO: unfair trade, but there are italians that still fall on this

HB: Omg wtf
HB: Maybe marrying thing could be because of the religion so i could maybe understand a bit , but buying a home ?
HB: Its about character so all you guys should say bye 👋
HB: So tell me one of your secrets then

IO: I know I will regret this
IO: ok
IO: 3 years ago I played an acoustic version of Blank Space
IO: by Taylor Swift
IO: and the video is stil going around on youtube
IO: now it's your fuckin turn

HB: This is not a secret at all actually
HB: But its accepted
HB: I can lie and nobody could get it
HB: Thats why i dont waste my skill for any fuckin little things

IO: I don't believe this
IO: or your life would be a dream
IO: You Deniz, little liar
IO: so we need some routine questions or this chat it's gonna become creepy

HB: Ahahah

IO: where are you from?

HB: It could be like a dream if you can do it to yourself
HB: But im not that pro yet
HB: Turkey
HB: Are you italian ?

IO: teach me dancing + how to lie and my guitar lesson will be 5 euros only
IO: yeah I'm made in Rome :)
IO: Are you liking this city? Erasmus or what?

HB: So maybe you can teach me how to be flirty
HB: Because you italian people do it so good
HB: Kinda Erasmus

IO: our things-to-teach list is becoming quite long
IO: our date it's gonna be quite busy

HB: I have enough passion for it , how about you?

IO: I think that a beer tomorrow evening can do the job
IO: what do you say

HB: Could be a great idea

 

 

Se non flaka, Date close in 1 ora ahahah

sono un po' orgoglioso di me stesso

ci vedete errori?

 

Modificato 15 Aprile 2018 da sonoio