Pickup Lines Opener

[Sunray [Partecipante] 3]

Tratte da un sito Americano, alcune sono bellissime,

altre funzionerebbero solo là

cmq

eccole!

• Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

• Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!

• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

• I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed you, too.

• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

• I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.

• Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.

• Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?

• Hi, my name’s Right ... Mr. Right.

• I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.

• Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.

• I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!

• Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!

• Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

• Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!

• Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.

• Damn! And I thought I was good looking!

• My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!

• You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!

• Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight.

• My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.

• I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same isles as the sugar, ’cause

you’re so sweet.

• Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

• I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.

• If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most

beautiful things in the world.

• OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?

• You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.

• You never got a second chance to make a first impression.

• Wanna see some pictures of my kids?

• Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.

• Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.

• Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.

• You’re the best looking girl I’ve seen in a while.

• They say milk does the body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?

• Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.

• Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.

• Out of all the fish in the sea, you’re the one I got hooked on.

• You must have been a Girl Scout because you have my heart all tied up in knots.

• Hi, my name’s Doug. That’s "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it.

• Hey, haven’t I seen you before? Oh, yeah, it was in my dreams!

• I’m not like all the other guys.

• I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your bed rock.

• What planet are you from? ’Cause I’ve never seen anyone like you before!

• You give me a reason to wake up every day.

• I don’t know if you are beautiful or not; I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

• I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!

• Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!

• Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

[XAX [Partecipante] 59]

• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

Mi ha fatto venire in mente un episodio di sabato sera.

Personaggi:

Amog, HBamica, HBAFC, XAX, EX-LTR

Prologo:

Nel tragitto casa-discoteca EX-LTR spiega a XAX che ad HBamica piace AMOG e un mesetto fa hanno avuto anche un piccolo flirt.

Sta di fatto che AMOG ha conosciuto HBAFC "su internet". HBAFC non è di Roma e questo WE è scesa a Roma per stare a casa di AMOG.

Da qui commenti su quanto siano opportuniste e sfigate le HB che si rivolgono ad internet per rimorchiare.

Il fatto:

AMOG, durante la serata, non è stato in mezzo al gruppo in quanto stava suonando sul palco.

XAX, durante la serata, ha cercato di capire quanto fosse AFC quella HB e le dinamiche del gruppo che le stava intorno. (in realtà XAX avrebbe voluto estrarla, ma aveva ben altri progetti)

La morale:

Domenica mattina XAX e EX-LTR stavano commentando la serata di sabato.

XAX era convinto che HBAFC fosse "trombabile" e che comunque più di uno era interessato a lei.

EX-LTR, da donna saggia che è, commenta: "ma che dici? Non hai visto che nessuno si è avvicinato a parlarle!"